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A new market for Apple

Multiple reports from highly trusted sources confirm that Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife.

This is so exciting! It will certainly strengthen Apple’s position in research and engineering departments.

Note: I know rumours sites never do this, but for the sceptical, here’s a roundup of these reports:

From R:

Ölbaum’s Delirium: Hi
ÖD: Could you tell me that you think Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife?
Trusted Source: I think that Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife.
ÖD: Thank you.

From S:

Ölbaum’s Delirium: Do you think Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife? Answer with yes or yes.
Trusted Source: yes

From T:

Ölbaum’s Delirium: Hi
Trusted Source: hi
ÖD: Can you help me test something?
TS: yes
ÖD: How does this sentence display in your chat window: “Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife.”?
TS: Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife
ÖD: OK, that’s done, thank you
TS: you’r wellcome

From S:

Ölbaum’s Delirium: Can you access this web page: Coffee ?
Trusted Source: yes
ÖD: What do you read?
TS: Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife.
ÖD: Thanks
TS: You’re welcome

From Apple’s own OS:

sh-2.05b$ echo Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife.
Apple will shortly release a wireless coffee machine that integrates with iLife.

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